Monday, May 15, 2006

Weather Karma
To all the friends and family in New England that gave me that, "I could NEVAH live in Flahrida with all those huhricanes," and all that happy horseshit:
How do you all like your new indoor pools? What? Can't hear me? Swim closer! Across the backyard! That's it!

I'll take 10 days of inconvenience every 20 years or so over the 160 months of winter you all suffer during that same amount of time. Never mind the occasional HURRICANE or BLIZZARD or plain ole RAIN that might wash your sorry asses away.

The moral of the story: Shit you say can float right back at you.

Sunday, May 14, 2006

At least the notice on JS now estimates that everything will be up and running tomorrow. I don't know, maybe I'll start cross posting so nothing ever gets lost again. I'm so lost with all my favorite haunts scattered to the wind.
It really was a lovely mother's day for me. Tyler brought me an entire folder filled with cards, stories and other mommy worshipping items. Then he made a vase of fake flowers with pens, fake flowers and a dixie bathroom cup filled with dark red kidney beans. Very shiney, those beans are. He's so excited that I'm actually using the pens. He also made a clear plastic "stained glass" box at daycare. He topped off my day by naming his favorite bathtoy, a whale, after me. No, I was not flattered, though I pretended to be. I don't think he understands why you don't name a whale after someone you LIKE.

Brett wrote a story about what a wonderful mommy I am, gave me a "stained glass" plastic box, and a little tattered card that was damaged during transport (as everything dumped in his black hole of a backpack is)

I love everything they made for me. I just adore my little boys.
I am absolutely, completely bored out of my skull. There's nothing on tv, the kids are behaving, don't feel like cleaning, and I'm tired of playing games.

Oh, and I don't want to work either, since I have a week's worth of checks missing and I think its my post office's fault. None of them should have been on the truck that caught fire last week so now I've got one more place to try to hunt my checks down.
Sheesh... this journalspace being down is getting on my nerves. Granted, I haven't spent much time there recently, but I did decorate it and make it my own. I've been there for three years and I'm just a little bit attached to the site and the people there.

I guess in the meantime, I'll be here *grumble* *grumble*