I hope you all had a wonderful Christmas. I did. I will now eat fudge while sitting in my shiatsu massager and playing the Sims 2

Assholes and Bottle Rockets Do Not Mix....
I snagged this from Moonbat Monitor who lifted it from someone else. It is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time, had I been drinking something, I would not be typing right now, I'd be at Walmart replacing the keyboard.

Don't try this at home. The reasons will become obvious when you see it.

Presenting: Assholes and Bottle Rockets Do Not Mix

Warning: Not work safe.

Who needs $50 toys, when the kids spend more time playing with paper airplanes? I could make a box full of them, fancy them up with some stickers, and they would play with them for hours. I made them each one and they've been playing with them for six hours.